Happy Halloween!

My neighbours throw a good partay.

Dingy Pub

Took my wine in with me to keep me safe from the dark.

First Day at New Job

Bit shakey. Too much coffee and too crap a phone. 

Ironically I dropped said phone into a toilet recently - and I wasn't even trying to take a pic.

Rubber Ducky You're so Fun

Visiting a friend I haven't seen in ages. There is a curtain for a door in the bathroom. Her kids don't care for privacy.

Club Toilets = YUCK

Hover hover hover! Think I just got a disease...

Laser Tattoo

First session at getting some ink removed. Different kind of pain.

Sick sick sick .... In a bad way

Despite being ill, the groceries need to be bought... Off to the shopping centre.

Subtle Sundays

Pee break between beers at The Marly.

Big Foot

Dinner at a friend's house. My legs are super hairy.

Full House

There's five kids in my house - a white boy, a Filipino, a Torres Straight Islander and two Zimbabwean/Eurasians. There is also a giant man who is Maori/Fijian/Samoan mix. 

Sounds like the start of a convoluted joke.