House Partay

Funniest conversations I have had in years! 

German fridge cheese. 

Wizard Sleeves. 

Masterbation with dominant or non dominant hand. 

Silk like feet made that make you feel like you have walked through a spider's web. 

Bourbos. 

Milk. 

Shooting breast milk at a rock star's face.

GOOD NIGHT!

All I do is Wee at Work

Skirts and sneakers. So cool when matched with fluro panties!

Yum Cha

When you drink Tsingtao Beer at Yum Cha you guna need to pee.

The Toilets at Work are Always Dirty

Today I'm feeling studly.

Cubicle #1

At work... Coffee coffee wee wee...

I Love Scissoring

Happy Halloween!

My neighbours throw a good partay.

Dingy Pub

Took my wine in with me to keep me safe from the dark.

First Day at New Job

Bit shakey. Too much coffee and too crap a phone. 

Ironically I dropped said phone into a toilet recently - and I wasn't even trying to take a pic.

Rubber Ducky You're so Fun

Visiting a friend I haven't seen in ages. There is a curtain for a door in the bathroom. Her kids don't care for privacy.

Club Toilets = YUCK

Hover hover hover! Think I just got a disease...

Laser Tattoo

First session at getting some ink removed. Different kind of pain.

Sick sick sick .... In a bad way

Despite being ill, the groceries need to be bought... Off to the shopping centre.

Subtle Sundays

Pee break between beers at The Marly.

Big Foot

Dinner at a friend's house. My legs are super hairy.

Full House

There's five kids in my house - a white boy, a Filipino, a Torres Straight Islander and two Zimbabwean/Eurasians. There is also a giant man who is Maori/Fijian/Samoan mix. 

Sounds like the start of a convoluted joke.

Happy Birthday Padre

Drunk at the Courthouse Hotel

Moon Cakes!

A few days late I celebrate Moon/Autumn Festival. 

I rock out my chuengsam and lacy gstring while eating too many pieces of moon cake!

Hydration

I been drinking an ocean's worth of water in a bid to help my skin. Means lots of pee pee.

Guest Pee #2

I guess these kind of 4am picture messages on a Friday night are inevetable when you start a pee blog.
Thanks Padre... Feeling slightly ill.

My Skin Hurts

Today I am feeling fat and my face has exploded in zits.

Ladies and Gents

Adventured into a new pub today and was pleasantly surprised. Boudoir themed 'powder rooms'.

Then Zamiel insisted I go into the male toilets to see the massive Where's Wally poster in there. 

 

Pleasant smelling and very clean bathroom considering it had a urinal.

Expensive Pee

One of the bathrooms in the NICEST HOUSE I have ever been to in this city. 

It had a lighthouse in the backyard!

Guest Pee #1

Von B (my tp muse) does a wee wee.

Hourly Rate

Drank too much V while at a freelancing gig doing image retouching.

Lodged my Tax for the Year

Tax free pee pee.

The Pee That Started it All

In a hotel in the CDB. Was with my mate Von B and she yelled at me for taking pictures of her at the sink.

Time Out

At the shops. Had finished peeing but took a moment to read some Simpsons comic.

Ahhhh relax.

Winter Pee

At home. Can you see the goosebumps?

Taking a Break from Facebook

...So that I can go pee...

Monochromatic Toilet Stop

In the toilets at the cinema before seeing Scott Pilgrim Vs the World.

Handcuffed Pee

 At home late on a Sunday night

Drunken Pee

In a pub toilet after a month long stint of sobriety.